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Aurat or chayee may char
qualities dekho
Tayz ho..
Garam ho..
Doodh
Ziyadaa ho..
Jo raat ko sonay naa dey..
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Boy to Girl : Tumhari dono
tango kay darmian main kia hai ?
Girl : Meri dono tango kay
darmian main aik lakeer hai.
Girl : Tumhari dono tango kay
darmian main kiay hai ?
Boy : Lakeer ka faqeer.
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all couple have different
phases of ****life,
age: 20 din raat, age: 28 roz raat,
age:
38 jume-e-raat, age: 48 eid shabraat,
age: 58 only JAZBAAT...
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Boy to girl : tum gaana
boaht acha gaati ho
Girl to boy : nahi main to sirf bathroom
singer hon
Boy : to phir bolao na kabi mehfil jamain ge
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Wo mangti the mein deta na
tha,
jawab us k sawaloo ka.
Abhi rakha hi tha k choot
gaya,
hath se phool gulab ka.
Wo kehti thi bara maza ata
hay
jab under jata hay,
kano mein ik ik lafz janab ka.
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Girl : Arey itna bara munh
mein kaise daloon gi.
Boy : Jaldi se munh kholo.
Girl : Oops
sare kapray geelay ho gaye.
Boy : Aur lo gee.
Girl: NA baba na
yeh Gool Gapey tum he kahoo.
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Tujhe dekhker
aksar
Aajate hain mujhe chakker
Samajh nahin aata mujhe
Tum
moannis ho ya muzakker
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1 Person : Season Offer Aik
rupey ki do
Sardar : kya bhi kya
1 Person : Gand pe laat
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Did u know meaning of
WOMEN?
"W"ant
"O"ne
"M"an for
"E"very
"N"ight
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A woman married
a one
legged man.
She wrote to her
mother:
"My husband only
has
ONE FOOT".
Her Mother
replied:
"You are
lucky,
your papa has
ONLY 5 INCHES"
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