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1 bandariya ka 1 naya bacha
hua jis sey woh bohat
pyar karney lagi. yeh dekh kar bara bacha
jelous
honey laga aik raat uss ney apni maa kee chest
par
zehar laga diya suba dekha to baap mara para tha.
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Girl to Doctor: My mobile
got stuck in my vagina since
last 4 days in vibration
mode.
Doctor: OK, I will remove this easily.
Girl: Just
recharge the battery.
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A gud friend is like a gud
bra... hard 2 find- comfortable-
supportive- prevents u from
falling- holds u tight-
and is always close 2 ur heart!
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Pehle usne chunni utaari
Phir Kameez phir undershirt
or phir bra utara aur aakhir main ..
salvaar bhi utar di.
Phir?
Phir kiya kaproon wali taar
khaali ho gayi...
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Feelings of girls after
exam & Sex..
kitna lamba tha.kash thoda time aur mil
jata.
Pahele kitna darr lag raha tha na.Pta hi nahi Lga kab ho
gya.
mera to shoot gya tha thoda.3 ghnte mujhe to saans hi
nahi aayi.
saari raat nahi soyi.Pata nahi ajeeb sa dalte
hain.
Aage se soch smjh kar tyari se dungi.
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MADAM said to a naughty
boy!
Jab main sakht hoti hon to bohat sakht,
NAram hoti hon to
bohat naram,
NAughty boy said !Madam aap to bilkul meri LULLI
Jaisee ho..!!!!!!
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Boy 2 Girl..
hamein to
apno ne loota ghairoon me kahan dum tha,
meri kishti waha dubi
jahaan paani kam tha,
Girl 2 boy...
tum to they hi gaandu teri
gaand mei kahaan dam thaa,
wahaan kiyaa maa chudaaney gaye they
jahaan paani kam thaa...
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Door village main aik basti
thi, jahan per randian sasti thi,
gand main un ke itni masti
thi, jitna chodo hasti thi,
tum kyon itna haste ho kya is hi
village main baste ho ?
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ati thie jati thie hasti
thie hasa thie baghti thie baghjati thie
dekhti thie muskurati
thie aj pata chala sali cutya banati thie
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In chemistry class teacher
ask 2 a Girl. what is nitrate?
Girl(sharma k) sir,night rate
Rs1500/ hotel k bhi
aap pay karo gay
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