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"Tendulker" Having Sex With
"Malika"
Malika:Tumhari LuLi par tu AIDS Likha
Hai;
Tendulker:MAA ki LORI KHARA tu hone de "ADDIDAS likha hai
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Rishte ki baat chal rahi
thi:
Faraz clerk hai 5000 pagar hai
uper se 15000 kamata
hai
lardki walle: lardki nurse hai
2500 pagar hai + nicche se
50000
kamati hai!
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dekho eik couple ****kar
raha hai
ah
oh
dheere
ah
mar
gayi
ah
oh
ahah
chal ab bas kar
1 rupee k
sms mein kya pori blue film dikhaon
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Gandoo ki 3
nishaniyan:
1. Hamesha bewaqt miss call dega.
2. Gande Gande
SMS muskra kar parhe ga.
3. Don"t scroll
down:
Jis baat ko mana karo wo
zaroor kare ga.
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Cream ke Add main face
dikhaya.
Soap ke Add main Hath Dikhaya.
Shampoo Ki Add main
Baal Dikhaye.
Per Always ki Add main kuch nahi dikhaya.
Thats
Cheating
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1 boy 1 girl ko fuck ker
raha tha fuck kertay kertay
us ne girl se poocha k tumhara boy
friend kon hai hai
girl ne reply kia choro us ma k kooos
ko
wo is waqt yeh sms per raha hai ! ! !
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The most difficult golf
course in the world is... "Women Hole"
any style you play... as
many shots you try... &
as much perfection you have... you
can never get your balls in...!!!
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fanta piyo,
pepsi
piyo,
marinda piyo
coke piyo,
dew piyo,
pani piyo,piyo
aur piyo
kiyun ke ab pampers sirf 99 rupai main
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Ik Larki thi dewaani
si...
Ik Larkay pe wo mar...
Kuch lena tha
usay...
Lakin pregnancy se wo darti thi
Jab bi milti
thi muijhey.....
Ye hi pocha karti thi......
Ye
"CONDOM" kAHAN SE MILTA HAI
Ye "CONDOM" kAHAN SE MILTA HAI
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Ik raat bahuu ne kisi gair
merd ke saath guzari, mager saas
ne kuch na kaha, bhala kiun,
kiun ke saas bhi kabi Bahu thiiiiiiiii
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