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What"s the closest thing to
a woman"s period?
Your salary.
It comes once a month,
lasts
About 3 or 4 days and if it doesn"t come, everything"s fucked
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A sardar was running with
his pregnent wife,
who was about to deliver, when another sardar
asked him,
O pernam singh, oye woti nu ais haal vitch le
ke
kithey puj rya vain, pernam singh replied,
assi Pizza hut
chaley aan, sunya aa othey free delivery hondi aaa.
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Ek hindi ke teacher ki
khuli zip dekh kar class ki ladkiyan
hansene lagein
...
Teacher ko gussa aya teacher ne ladkiyon se kaha ke
hehehe karna bandh karo
warna nikaal kar khara kardonga
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Boy: Breast ke taraf ishara
keraty hway, Amme Amme yeh kia hain
Amme: Beta yeh Ghubaray
Hain.
Boy: Tu Amme masi kay baray kion hain.
Amme: Tumnay kub
daikhay.
Boy: Jub papa un main hawa bhar rahay thay
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Free Pick up + Dinner +
Nigtht Stay + Malish is just one call away,
Just dail 15 (police)
and say Tussi Saray Bhanchod ho
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3 gushtian apas men apni
khuwahshien bol rahi thi...
pehli gashti:
mere 2 husband hon
jo saari raat lagain...
doosri gashti: mere 4 husband hon jo din
raat ki shift lagain....
teesri gashti: mera ek hee shohar ho
uska chhota sa lund ho
us se mera ek cute beta ho jp bada ho kar
cricketer
baney jab worldcup ka final ho last ball per 2 runs ki
zarurat
ho aur wo out hojaye aur 16 crore awam kahey teri MAA ko
Lun..............
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Sardar wid Grandson.Late
nite Shouts,"I need a Girl,
I hv an Erection!" Gson says,"1st its
2 Late,
2nd ur 75yrs Old,3rd d Cock u holdin is mine"
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Richman to poorman-
"How-come ur penis so big? Poorman-replied:
"B"coz in my
childhood i had no other toys to play"!!!
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During sexual session the
girl says:"u r like a mobile phone!"
Boy: "Do I vibrate a lot?"
Girl:"No,when u get in 2 d tunnel u loose network
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Qus: Who is
senior,
PENIS or VAGINA.
A:VAGINA
b"cos PENIS always
stands up when he sees a VAGINA..
So respect the seniors!
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