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Q: Wats d definition of a
"lesbian?"
A: Just another damn Woman..... tryin 2 do a man"s
job!!!.
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Ladki K Baap Ne Vidai K
Waqt Dulhe Se Kaha
"Beta hamari Izzat Ab Tumhare Haath Mein
Hai.
Dulha Bola:"Chinta Mat Kijiye Aaj Hi Loot Loonga!"
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On the wedding night Santa
says: Bataao Hairan karoon ya Pareshan?
Jeeto: Dono.
He shows
his tiny 1inch penis & says: Kyun hairani hui?
Jeeto: Ji
Hui.
Hubby: Ab pareshan karoon?
Jeeto: Ji.
Santa: Yeh erect
hai!
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Lund pe aitbaar kisko
hai,
Mil jaaye chodne ko to inkar kis ko hai,
Kuch mushkilen
hai chut paane me dost
Warna muth marne se pyaar kisko hai . .
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Aayi thi diwali,
shuru
Hui thand,
sikudi thi chut,
akade the lund
Aa gai
holi,
chali gai thand,
khul gayi chut,
latak Gaye lund
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Eik sardar ki suhag raat
thi...Sardar apni bevi kay pechay
dalnay laga to wo boli ....na
na sardar jee pechay nahi agay
sardar bola tumhain kaisay pata
hai
bevi boli...mera boy friend meray agay dalta tha
Sardar
bola...acha...par mera boy friend to meray
pechay dalta tha...
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AIK LERKA LERKI SAY: MAY
KUNVARI LERKIYOO SAY SEX NAHI KERTA
LERKI : VO KIYOO
LERKA :
KYOON K MUJHAY KHOON KHARABA PASAND NAHI HAI
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PAPA : vo kon si cheez hai
jis k charoo taraf baal hotay hain
SON : papa may bataoo
PAPA
:nahi tum chup rahoo
SON : may batata hoo ..... AANKH
PAPA :
ohh haan
SON : to kya aap lun samajh rahay thay
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Sardar dost say: Yar BV nu
birthday tay ki gift dawan?
Dost: Apna Lun day.
Sardar: Nai
yar koi wada gift das.
Dost: Far mera Lun day day
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2 men went to fuck a
girl.
1st came out after fucking a girl n said...
""My wife is
better""
2nd went in ,fuck a girl... Came out n said...
""U
were right, your wife is better..
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