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I like your style- I like
your class- but most of all i like your arse!
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Old mother Hubbard went 2 d
cupboard 2 fetch d poor dog a bone. but when she bent over Rover
took over & gave her a bone of his own!
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(_!_)An arse (__!__)Fat
arse (!)Tight arse (_?_)Dumb arse (_*_)Sore arse (_zzz_)Tired arse
(_E=mc2_)Smart arse (_x_)Kiss my arse!!
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Who is stronger, Man Or
Woman? A: A woman bcoz she lifts 2 mountains on her chest while a
man lifts 2 stones with the help of a crane.
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A husband was asked: Do u
talk to your wife after sex? His answer: Depends, if I can find a
phone.
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Son on his honeymoon phoned
his mom asking what 2 do. MOM:Put ur biggest thing on her hairiest
thing. SON:got my nose in her armpit. Now what?
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SEX is My Fav. I Do it
regularly. Do it & Feel Gud! U'll enjoy it! I'll Die w/out SEX,
S-Sleep, E-Eat, X-xercise, So do it everyday, gud for u.
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Sex is a sensation caused
by temptation when a man puts his location in a woman's destination.
Do u get my explanation, or do u need a demonstration?!
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There is Hot-sex, Fast-sex,
Group-sex, Safe-sex, Leather-sex, Telephone-sex, and for people with
your face ...NO SEX !
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Sex is like pizza. When its
good, its VERY GOOD. When its bad, its Still pretty good
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