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I do not have the muscles
of Stallone, I am not as handsome as Brad Pitt, I am not as strong
as Schwarzenegger, but I can lick as good as Lassie!!!
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GUY: If I could see you
naked, I'd die happy. GAL: If I see you naked, I'd probably die
laughing.
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Its been a rough day. I got
up this morning, put on a shirt N a button fell off. I picked up my
briefcase N the handle came off. I'm afraid 2 go 2 the bathroom.
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American students
say:.....people who never experience good ****and do not perform
well in bed, usually read their SMS messages with their right hand.
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A guy walks up to a girl
and says: Wanna play *Magic*? She says: What's that? .....He says:
We go to my place, have ****and than you dissappear.....
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When I was born I got the
choice, or a major dick, or a fine memory. I am not able to remember
what I did choose.
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Man says to his wife: Let
me take a picture of your breasts, than I can always look at them.
Wife: Let me take a picture of you penis, I will have it enlarged.
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Are these your eyes, I
found them between my breasts!
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Hello!Im a little alien
called Kan.I have taken the form of a mobile phone- your phone.And
during this message I have been having ****with your thumb!
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I once had a ONE-2-ONE
night with a VIRGIN. She teased me till i got an ERICKSON. sucked me
till my face went ORANGE till i busted my load of SEIMEN over her
NOKIAS.
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