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A man wanted 2 get married,
He had a choice of 3 women.
1st woz a rich dcotor,
2nd woz a
poor cleaner &
3rd woz a prostitute.
WHO DID HE PICK?
The 1 wid big tits!
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3 sach
gareeb or mama
hamesha pakda jata hain
masla or lun kahin bi khada ho sakta
hian
kismat or gand kahin bi khul sakti ha
yad rakhna
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3 Facts of Life:
Ghareeb
aur Boobs hamesha dabte hai.
Musibat aur penis kabhi bhi khade ho
jate hai.
Kismat aur Bra kabhi bhi khul sakti hai.
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Never dance naked because
the body has parts
that do not stop moving when
the music
stops.
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HOW 2 SATISFY A MAN: blow
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that the network has gone down
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23 useless parts on a mans
body.20 nails u cant hammer.
2 balls u cant throw &1 cock
that cant "crow"
dont laff ladies?? UR PUSSY CANT CATCH MICE
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Man: Kiss Karun?
Gal:
Lipstick kharab hogi.
Man: Boob dabaun.?
Gal: T-shirt kharab
hogi.?
Man: Fuck?
Gal: Period me hun.?
Man: Don"t say loose
motions hai.
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