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A girl who opens her hands
recieves gifts, who opens her heart
receives love, who opens her
legs receives happiness .
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A teacher asked "wot part
of the body goes to heaven first?"
A child replied "feet" - coz
every nite i c my mum with
her feet in the air screamin GOD I"M
COMIN!
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A man said 2 his doctor
"everytime I look in the mirror I get
an erection" the doctor
said "That"s because u look like a cunt!
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Roses are red. voilets are
corny.
when i think of you babes it makes me so HORNY!!!
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Of all the babes u r my
selection please dont give
me a rejection. my teeth are clean
for ur Inspection
so give my mouth a tongue injection!
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I want triplets You want
twins. Lets get in bed and see who wins!
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He took me from a bar. He
took me in his car.
He took my top off. He puts his lips on
mine,
but don"t worry: I"m a bottle of wine!
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How to impress a woman:
compliment her, kiss her,
love her, tease her, protect her,
listen to her, support her.
How 2 impress a man: Show up naked,
bring beer!!
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What is hard and long and
full of semen? >>> Submarine
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Love is a name, Sex is a
game. Forget the name and play the game!
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