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Why do men pass gas more
than women? Because women won"t
shut up long enough to build up
pressure
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I want to suck you...
I
want to lick you...
I wanna move my tongue all over you...
I
want to feel you in my mouth...
that"s how u... eat an ice
cream...
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When I was born I got the
choice, or a major dick,
or a fine memory. I am not able to
remember what I did choose.
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Man says to his wife: Let
me take a picture of your breasts,
then I can always look at
them.
Wife: Let me take a picture of you penis,
I will have
it enlarged.
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Who is stronger, Man Or
Woman?
A: A woman bcoz she lifts 2 mountains on her chest
while a man lifts 2 stones with the help of a crane.
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A husband was asked: Do u
talk to your wife after sex?
His answer: Depends, if I can find
a phone.
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Sex is like pizza. When its
good, its VERY GOOD.
When its bad, its Still pretty good!!
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I love the way it rubs
against the soft pink flesh..
and creates a creamy foamy liquid
as it thrusts in and out,
up and down... Can’t wait to brush
my teeth
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conductor : bachcay ka full
ticket lage ga!
lady : yeh tu abhi nipple chusta
hai!
conductor : wo tu is ka baap bhi choosta hai,
tu kya
uska bhi aadha loo gi ?
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Hila zor se hila hila pura
hila dil se hila
sabke samne hila jitna hilaogay utna
maza
ayega warana halwa jal jayega:P
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