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let me draw ur
face!
Dont move!
Nearly finished,
ok Done!
Wanna
look
****
(@..@)
(..)hi main marjava, Kitney
soney ho
tusy!By Sardar
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true bravery is 2 arrive
home.....fully drunk......a late
night out.....&& mom
waiting with a jhadu and u ask:
"hey mom,abhi tak safai kar rahi
ho"
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positive thinking is a bit
like this: a little bird in
the sky u look up it shits in ur
eyes, u dont mind u,
dont cry, u just thank god that, cows dont
fly
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Keep.....................IN
TOUCH WID ME.....
OTHERWISE............................1 2 3 4 5
6
7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26
27
28 29 30 31 32 ALL..........UR TEETH WILL B BROKEN!!!
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10 advantages of not having
a "LOVER"..
1.save time.
2.can sleep well.
3.Don"t hav 2
bother abt missed calls..
4.Don"t hav to worry abt how u
look..
5.Can eat in any restaurant..
6.No boring sms in the
middle of night..
7.Can talk with all gals..
8.U won"t hear
"aaw.. U r dull today"..
9.Can go anywhere with any
one..
10.Don"t hav 2 listen same old crap jokes..
BONUS:- U
will live a long life.......so be aware of LOVER
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system of love
jan-ROSE,
Feb-PROPOSE,
Mar-GIFT,
Apri-LIFT,
May-CHATING,
June-DATING,
July-Miss
U,A
ug-MEET
U,
Sep-ANGER,
Oct-DANGER,
Nov-LEFT,
Dec-NEXT.......
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love in pakistan
romance
in afganistan
marrige in rajsthan
no more children in
hindustan...........
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2day is a mobile day so plz
open ur mobile cover & remove
battery & dip in soap water
apply candhana & kumkum 2 sim
card & say "govinda
govinda"
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Dear january,how r febuary
and march. April is not bad.
Tell may,june and july dat
august,september and octorber
got accident in november.Urs
december
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womens r like internet
virus 1st they enter ur life
scan urs pockets transfer money
edit ur mind download
thier problems delete ur smile and hang ur
life
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