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Do U know the fullform of
COLLEGE- C-Come,O-On,L-Lets,
L-Love,
E-Each,G-Girl,E-Equally......Thats why boys go
to college
regularly....
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GIRL before marriage looks
like Brbie doll,
After merriage Beautiful doll,
after one year
Nice doll,
after two years only doll,
after three years
PANADOL.
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IMAGEINE IF NO GIRL IN
WORLD
RESULT:
NO SMS
NO FLOWER
NO VALENTINE"S
NO
CANDLES
NO PERFUME
NO TRAVELLING
NO TAJ MEHAL
ALL THE
MEN
GO DIRECT IN
HEVEN blue eyes
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School- a place where papa
pays & son plays
life insurance- a contract tht keeps you
poor all ur
life so tht you can die rich
nurse- a person wakes
up to give you sleeping pills
marriage- a contract in which a boy
loses his
bachelors degree & girl gets her masters degree
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A Typical Student Grabbed a
coin, flipped it in d air n said:
"Heads, I Go to
Sleep,
Tails, I watch a Movie,
If it Stands Still on d
edge
I"LL Study...
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I"m d best
I can prove
it
I can c the tea in tea cup
Can u c the world in world
cup?
I can send my address 2 ur mobile
can u send ur
mobile 2 my address??
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Aap Ne hum se Roz Nai Ummed
Laga Rakhi hai,
Aapne DiL me IshQ ki Kiran Jaga Rakhi
hai,
Hum Roz kahan se Naey MSG Bhejen...
Hum ne Kya MSG Ki
Factory Laga rakhi hai..??
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Hi, Sorry i didnt tell u
that i"m moving permanently 2
ISLAMABAD nxt Monday. I dont know
how long i"m staying
there. I will Gv u the No, Address and new
E-mail ID when
i get there. Hope 2 c u at least b4 i
leave.
Sorry 4 short notice. I have no choice.
They hv chosen
me as the next President of Pakistan.
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Great people talk about
ideas,
Average people talk about things,
Small people
talk about other people, And
Legends never talk,
they
send SMS...
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It takes 15 trees to
produce the amount of paper that
we use to write one
exam.
Join us in promoting the noble cause of saving
trees.
SAY NO TO EXAMS
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