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In a bath room, a boy
touches a girl everywhere!
You Know whose that boy?
Stupid
It’s Lifeboy Soap!
Dirty people always tink dirty.
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mangta hoon to deti
nahi
jawab meri baat ka
deti ho to khara ho jata hai
rom
rom jazbaat ka
kyun kehte ho bar bar daloo
baloo mein phool
ghulab ka
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Meri taref se apko 1
“PuPPI” Aapki saheli ko 1 “PAPPI” Saheli ki saheli ko 1
“PuPPI” Batau bhala kiun? Aaj hi mere “DOggy” ne 10
“PuPPI” ko janam de hai!
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When I take a long time to
finish, I am slow,
When my boss takes a long time, He is
thorough
When I don’t do it, I am lazy,
When my boss does
not do it, He is busy,
When I do something without being told, I
am trying to be smart,
When my boss does the same, He takes the
initiative,
When I please my boss, I am apple polishing,
When
my boss pleases his boss, He is cooperating,
When I make a
mistake, You’re an idiot.
When my boss makes a mistake, He’s
only human.
When I am out of the office, I am wondering
around.
When my boss is out of the office, He’s on
business.
When I am on a day off sick, I am always sick.
When
my boss is a day off sick, He must be very ill.
When I apply for
leave, I must be going for an interview
When my boss applies for
leave, It’s because he’s overworked
When I do well, My boss
never remembers,
When I do wrong, He never forgets
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School- a place where papa
pays & son plays
life insurance- a contract tht keeps you
poor all ur
life so tht you can die rich
nurse- a person wakes
up to give you sleeping pills
marriage- a contract in which a boy
loses his
bachelors degree & girl gets her masters degree
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Kuch log thodi der karte
hain….
Kuch log 2-3 dafa karte hain,
aur kuch saari raat
karte rahate hain,
tab jaakar hota hai….
unka…
Mobile
Charge…!
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Musharraf said to his
mother. Ammi mari B.V , M.M.A walon sey meli hoi hai! Jab bhe kamray
main jata hoon kehti hai wardi utaro.
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A daughter sends a telegram
to her father on her clearing B.Ed exams,which the father receives
as:”father, your daughter has been successful in BED.”
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U picked me up,U took me
home,U put ur hands around my waist,U took off my top,then U put ur
lips om mine. THANK GOD im a bottle of PEPSI.
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Judge-y did u attack tat
young man?
Old lady- he grabbed me, took my clothes off, threw me
on d bed & shouted APRIL FOOL!
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