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The moment I first saw you,
you warmed my heart, the second time you made little flames and now
you make my heart burn like hell !
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I must have been born under
a lucky star, to find a friend as nice as you are, and I will follow
the rainbow until the end, if you promis forever to be my friend!
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Why Mahendra Singh Dhoni
has no girlfriend?.... Because, he drinks 2 litre of milk daily
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Maine puchha chand se
"dekha hai kahin mere yaar sa hasin", chand ne kaha "saale itni upar
se dikhta hai kya"
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Chaand to nikla hai magar
yeh raat na hai pehli si, Yeh mulaaqaat, mulaaqaat na hai pehli si,
Ranjh kuchh kum to hua aaj teray milne se, Yeh alag baat ke yeh baat
na hai pehli si
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hari mehfil mein tanha
mujhe rehna sikha diya,Tere pyar ne duniya ko jhoothha kehna sikha
diya,Kisi dard ya khushi ka ehsaas nahin hai ab to,Sab kucch zindagi
mein chup-chaap sehna sikha diya
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Khamosh palkon se jab anso
bikhar jate hain. Ap kya jany ap kitny yad aty hain. Abhi b usi mor
pe khary hain. Jahan ap ny kaha tha thehro hum abhi aaty hain ..!
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Sardarni: kal raat 3 chor
aaye aur mera rape karke chale gaye.Sardar: tumne unhe roka
nahi?Sardarni: bahot roka par bole ab aur taakat nahi hai, kal
aayenge
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Di I have
permission to make an emergency landing in your bedroom
tonight!
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Gorgeous Babe XXX!
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