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A Love Letter from BISCUIT
MAKER- Dear Marie,
Today is Good Day, U r Anmol for me...
But U have Crackjacked my Heart,
Bcoz I have a Little Heart,
Now I m in 50/50 position...
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In a train, ticket checker
to a saint: Ticket please!
Saint: I don"t have.
TT: Where do
you want to go?
Saint: Lord Ram"s birth place, Ayodhya!
TT:
Come, lets go!
Saint: Where?
TT: Lord Krishna"a birth place,
Jail.
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Commerce professor asks the
student: what is the most
important source of finance for
starting business?
Student: "Father in law".
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An englishman, bihari &
punjabi were standing on roof.
They decided to throw down
whatever was available in
excess with them. Englishman threw
pounds,
Bihari threw rice & Punjabi threw the Bihari down.
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I"m a killer, i kill people
for money,
but you are my friend
I KILL YOU FOR FREE !!
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The rain makes all things
beautiful.
The grass & flowers 2.
If rain makes all
things beautiful why doesn’t it rain on you?
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i want u 2 know dat our
friendship means alot 2 me.
U cry i cry.U lauf i lauf.
U jump
out of da window...
I look down & den... i lauf again
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girls are like phones. we
like to be h0ld and talked too-
but if u press the wrong button
u"ll be disconnected!
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MEN-opause
MEN-strual
pain
MEN-tal illness
GUY-necologist
HIS-terectomy
EVER NOTICED all WOMENS PROBLEMS START WITH MEN??
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This cat is cat a cat good
cat way cat to cat keep cat a cat
idiot cat buzy cat for cat 20
cat seconds cat!
NOW READ IT WITHOUT SAYIN CAT!
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