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2 Lovers plan to suicide.
Boy jumped first,
Girl closed her eyes & return back saying
love is blind.
Boy in air opened his parachute saying love never
dies.
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Ik raat bahuu ne kisi gair
merd ke saath guzari,
mager saas ne kuch na kaha, bhala
kiun,
kiun ke saas bhi kabi Bahu thi
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A sardarji Doctor falls in
Love with a Nurse.
He writes a love letter to the Nurse :-
I
Love U sister....
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Sardar to Girlfriend=
Darling main tum se
shaadi nahi karsakta gharwale mana karahe
hai.
Girlfriend= Tumhare ghar me kon kon hai.
Sardar= 1 biwi
aur 3 bacche...
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Sardar proposed a
Girl...... Girl said Im 1yr elder to
you...... Sardar said Oye
No Problem Soniye,
I"ll marry you NEXT YEAR.
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Sardar was writing
something very slowly.
Friend asked: Why r u writing so
slowly?
Sardar: Im writing 2 my 6 yr old son, he cant read very
fast.
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Husband asks, Do you know
the meaning of WIFE.
It means...Without Information Fighting
Everytime!
WIFE says No, it means -
With Idiot for Ever
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Husband asks, Do you know
the meaning of WIFE.
It means...Without Information Fighting
Everytime!
WIFE says No, it means -
With Idiot for Ever
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Laloo bada chalak
hai
Nau baccho ka bap hai
Laloo bada nirala he
dasva ane
wala he...
ye andar ki baat hai
isme Vajpayee ka hat hai..
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Why do couples hold hands
during their wedding day?.?.?.?
It is just a formality, like two
boxers shaking hands b4 -
the fight begins !
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