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A sardar was running with
his pregnent wife,
who was about to deliver, when another sardar
asked him,
O pernam singh, oye woti nu ais haal vitch le ke
kithey puj
rya vain, pernam singh replied,assi Pizza hut chaley
aan,
sunya aa othey free delivery hondi aaa
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Once sardar wanted to know
the time difference between
Bihar and Las Vegas.So he called up
the Tourist department
and asked them "Ji..could you tell methe
time difference between
Patna and Las Begas..." The man at the
other end replies
"One second sir..." and sardar immediately
replies "thank you"
and puts the phone down.
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Sardar ji tuwannu kaddi
kisay naal pyar nai hoya?
yar hoya tay hai lekin O mandi hi
nai
bus ena kendi ae "I LOVE U"
pata nai ullu da patha "U" kon
hai
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Doctor: Kya taklif hai?
Petient: Sote waqt SAAS ko lene
me taqlif hoti hai. Doc:
Aaj
se dus din sote vaqt SAAS ko nahi SAALI ko lo !
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Husband asks, Do you know
the meaning of WIFE.
It means...Without Information Fighting
Everytime!
WIFE satys No, it means -
With Idiot for Ever.
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PRINCIPAL :Agar koi ladka
girls hostel mein gaya toh
first time 100 Rs fine, 2nd time 200
Rs. Fine and 3rd
time 500.
MUNNA BHAI :Boley to Monthly paas
ka kya lega Mamu
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MAMU :Oye, maar gayea yaar.
Meri biwi aur premika saath
saath aa rehla hain.
MAMU KA DOST
:Arrey, mein bhi yehi bolnewala tha
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MAMU :Chand toh raat ko
nikalta hai, aaj din mein kaise
nikal aya?
GIRL :Ullu to raat
ko bolta hai, aaj din mein kaise
bol pada?
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One day Santas Girlfriend
asks him, Darling, om our
Engagement will you give me a
RING?Santa:Ya sure,
Give me ur Telephone No
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A couple wanted
khatna(Circumcision)of their son,
but they dont know proper word
to print,so they printed the wording :THE CUTTING CEREMONY OF
FUCKING INSTRUMENTS
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