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Husband sitting near to his
wife n she was driving,
Husband: please slow down the speed of
car. Wife: No ;
please. No; please No please No pls.. Husband:
the Newspaper ill publish ur correct Age 55 in case of exident;
Ohh KHkhkhkhkhkh...
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Pappu, while filling up a
form: Dad, what should I write
for mother
tongue.?
Santa:
Very long
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In a class, teacher asked:
If I buy an item@ 12.75 n
sell@15.25, it"s loss or profit?
student: Profit in rupees
& loss in paise
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An old rich man marries a
young girl. Interviewer asks the
girl: Apne inmein shaadi ke liye
kya dekha? Girl: Ek to inki
income aur doosre inke din kum.
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A MAN: U cheated me.
Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio
to u. MAN: Radio label shows
Made in Japan but radio says
This is all Radio PAKISTAN!
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Mother to Teenage Daughter
: "I think its time that we should
talk about SEX."
Daughter :
"Yes Mom, What do You want to know ?
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what"s common between the
SUN & WOMEN"S UNDERWEAR?
1) both are hott
2) both look
better while going down
3) both disappear by night............
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Patient : I always see
spots before my eyes.
Doctor : Didn"t the new glasses
help?
Patient : Sure, Now i see the spots much clearer
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After a quarrel, a husband
said to his wife, "You know,
I was a fool when I married
you."
She replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love & didn"t
notice"
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Father: Tumhe kaisi biwi
chahiye?
Son: Mujhe chand jai si biwi chahiye, Jo raat ko aaye
aur
subha chali jaye
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