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Husband to a newly wed
Wife.I could go to the end of the
worldfor u,, wife thanks, but
promise me u will stay there
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A boy and gal of 5th class
asked teacher "kya chote bachoon
ke bhi bache hoote
hain"?
teacher nahin kabhi nahin " boy said to girl-dekha
aur tu aise
hi dar rahi thi".
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Musharraf said to his
mother. Ammi mari B.V , M.M.A walon
sey meli hoi hai! Jab bhe
kamray main jata hoon kehti hai
wardi utaro
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75yrz old man got married
with a girl of 15 yrz old.
At marriage nite they both r crying
cuz Girl don"t know
anything and an old man hav 4gotten evrythng.
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girl"s father: mai nahi
chaahta meri beti
apni saari zindagi aik gadhey ke saath
guzaar de
boy friend: bas isi liye mai usai yaha se le
jaane aaya hoon
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Aik Sardar Ne Market mein
AIk Khoobsurat Larki Dekhi
Aur Sochne
Laga...
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Kaash!!
ye Meri Maa Hoti to mein bhi Itna hi Khoobsurat hota..
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Husband:wht will u do if i
die?
Wife:live wid ma sister.
Wife:wht will ya do if i
die?
Husband:I will also live wid urz sister..
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7 peer 7 Chatai par Dhyaan
Lagakar Baithe thay.
Ek Aadmi aata hai aur Sabse Buzrug peer
ko salam kar k
poochta hai ...?
Peer sahab Larki nahi Pat
Rahi hai.. kya Karu...??
Woh peer Sabse chotey Peer ko Awaz
Laga Kar Kehta hai...
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"
Chotu Ek aur Chatai Laga de Beta. ... "
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Sardar Got an Invitation To
a party
Which Said "RED TIE ONLY"
When he went to the
Party,
He was Surprised to find that others
were wearing Pents
& Shirts ALso...
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A man had a Big
"JIN"
One Day the Jin Asked him "Mere AQa! Koi Hukam
Dein??"
The Man Thought for a WhiLe n Said "Ok u make a road for
me
from my home 2 America"
Jin said "Mere AQa this is nearly
impossible, as huge Jungles,
Mountains n sea come across the
way"
The man said "Ok meri Biwi ko mera Buhat Hi Tabey Aur
Farmanbardar Bana do"
Jin Foran BoLa "AQa Road Single
banani hai Ya Double.." ??
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