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IN press conference a
reporter asks inzamam
"wht r u feeling after woolmer"s death
?
inzi replies "first of all thnx to ALLAH & credit
goes to BOYZ :D
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Once a Rich Man asked a
Poor Man:
"Shaadi mai MehnaT hai Ya MAza?"
Poor Man
Replied: "Sahab Zaruur MAza hee Hoga..
Mehnat Hoti tu aap Wo bhi
Humse hee Kurwatay
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A Memon saves life of an
Arab by his rare blood group.
Arab rewards him with a
mercedez.
Few days later arab again needed the blood,
Memon
donates again.
Arab sent him "Till ke Laddoo",
Memon asked
"why not new mercedes?"
Arab replied : "ab marey ander memon ka
khoon gardish ker raha
hai"
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Rabri: Ka Karat
ho?
Laalu: Ek dost ko chitthi likhat hu!
Rabri: Par tuhaar
likhna to aawey nahi.
Laalu: Vo sasura bhi to parhna nahi
jaanat..
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Rabri: Ka Karat
ho?
Laalu: Ek dost ko chitthi likhat hu!
Rabri: Par tuhaar
likhna to aawey nahi.
Laalu: Vo sasura bhi to parhna nahi
jaanat..
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Patient: Mjhe bemari hai.
Na khaoon tu bhook lagti hai,
Na soo tu Neend aati hai, Ziada
kaam kr k thak jaata hoon.
Doctor: Saari Raat Dhoop mai betho
Theek hojaogay.
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A Good Friend comes 2 visit
u in the hospital wid flowers n goes.
A True friend Sits near u n
says: O Yaar! nurse bahut solid hai...
aaram se theek hona!
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