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A Sex expert was once asked
whether a rape is possible while
running. No, he replied, woman
can run faster with her skirt
up than a man with his pants down.
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A girl phoned me the other
day and said..."Come on over,
there"s nobody home." I went over.
Nobody was home
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Press down down more
Ok
more
YES ahh ohh
yes almost there
yeah oh shit harder
SO GOOD ! mmmmm
That"s how I ****on text !
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I really deeply wish tat u
r here with me in my room.
on my bed&lights is off & we
get under the cover together..
2 show u my glow in the dark
watch.
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A man was looking at a
painting for a long time of a naked
woman with leaves covering
the body, he was asked what he
was doing and he answered -
waiting for autumn.
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He came at
night,
explored my body,
got on top of me,
touched
me,
he bit, sucked, swalowd,
when he was satisfyed,
he
left,
i was hurt,
BLOODY... MOSQUITO !!!!
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A cat tries to get a
sausage out of a river,
but gets its paws wet, then it see a
bigger one but falls in!
MORAL OF STORY? The bigger the sausage
the wetter the pussy!
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oT TnAW T2UL
I
+THpinboop YA2
!..2mA3rb T33w2
! .. niH)A2
2"rU
Confused na? Read it in a mirror.. Now...
Bye!
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Always start your day with
a lot of... S E X
S - SMILE
E - ENERGY
X - XCITEMENT
so make SEX a daily habit,and youll always B SUCSEXFUL! in LIFE.
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Press
down.
down
more
deeper
more
YES
ahh
ohh
yes
Almost
there!
ooh
baby
faster
harder
FEEL
GOOD?
mmmm
THAT"S TEXTUAL INTERCOURSE
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