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CONGRATS.Your phone has
been installed with a new puzzle game.
To play,throw your phone
against the wall.
Then assemble the pieces....
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A cat and a rooster sat by
a lake, the cat fell in the lake,
the rooster laughed!
LESSON: when there"s a wet pussy, there"s a happy cock!
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What is the height of
Flirting?
When your love letter starts with
"TO WHOMSOEVER IT
MAY CONCERN"
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BUY A SCOOTY.....PICK UP A
BEAUTY,DRINK A FROOTY....
TAKE HER TO OOTY,REMOVE HER
NIGHTY...DO UR DUTY.,
AFTER 9 MONTHS ... GET A CUTY
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(*&%$
##@#&*&?"}::_+¦+_)*(^%$##$%
aakhe faad ke kya dekh
rahe ho jaki chan ka sms aya tha forward kar diya
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A man had "I LOVE YOU"
tattooed on his dick.
He went home and proudly showed his
wife.
"There you go again, trying to put words into my
mouth",
she said.
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One day there was this
naked man and elephant,
the elephant looks at the naked man for
a few
seconds, ask the naked man,
"HOW CAN YOU BREATH
THROUGH THAT LITTLE THING?"
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Why Mahendra Singh Dhoni
has no girlfriend?....
Because, he drinks 2 litre
of milk daily.
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Why do 90%
of the girls
have a bigger left breast
?
because....
90% of the
boys
are
right handed..
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Do you like mathematics? If
so, add a bed, subtract your clothes,
divide your legs and we
can multiply!
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