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Sali: Jija ji 500 rs. dedo,
agley hafte doongi...
Jija: 1500 lele par abhi de..
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A lady from 2nd floor
asking a bananawala: Kaise diye?
Bananawala: Memsaab Aath mein
Bara.
Lady: Saat mein Tera deta hai to oopar aaja
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Ek bus mein ladko aur
ladkiyo ki team bani
antakshari khelne ke liye.
Girls: Hum
tumko harakar dikhayenge..
Boys: Hum haar gaye, chalo ab dikhao.
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Sounds women make during
sex.
1) Asthmatic - ah.ahh.ah..ah.
2) Obedient -
yes.yes..yes.
3) Unsatisfied - more. more...more.
4)
Religious - oh god. oh god.
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A baby dog asks mama dog:
How papa looks like. Mama dog said:
"Your dad came from behind,
I do not have the chance to see its face carefully!"
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Come here,take off urs
pants and knickers, get on top of me,
enjoy until u get
satisfied, loving urs.....toilet!
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Lastnite i went 2 bed
without u..cold,naked,thinking of u,
missing ur warmth, ur soft
touch against my skin.
Where were u lastnite............my
lovely pyjamas
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Very good!
Intelligent
Ho!
Kal A-B-C-D sikhenge...
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In a bar 1 Guy says 2
another
"I slept wid ur mom last nite"
D whole bar was
waiting 4 d other Guy"s response.
He laughs & says,
"Lets go home dad, U r drunk"
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When an apple is green, its
ready to pluck.
When a girl in eighteen, she is ready to...
VOTE. You dirty mind, Elections are
near,
but I know what you were thinking.
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