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The more you read and
observe about this Politics thing,
you got to admit that each
party is worse than the other.
The one that"s out always looks
the best.
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Politics is the art of
looking for trouble,
finding it whether it exists or not,
diagnosing it incorrectly,
and applying the wrong remedy.
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Nearly all men can stand
adversity,
but if you want to test a man"s character, give him
power.
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Among politicians the
esteem of religion is profitable;
the principles of it are
troublesome.
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In politics, your enemies
can"t hurt you,
but your friends will kill you.
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I don"t make jokes.
I
just watch the government and report the facts.
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A patriot must always be
ready to defend his country against his
government.
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Government is like a baby.
An alimentary canal with a big
appetite at one end and no sense
of responsibility at the other.
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A good leader is a person
who takes a little more than his
share of the blame and a little
less than his share of the credit.
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Good leaders are like
baseball umpires;
they go practically unnoticed when doing their
jobs right.
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