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MAN to santa:I got a BRAND
new FORD iKON for my wife.<
santa:WOW! that"s an UNBELIEVABLE
& EXCELLENT
EXCHANGE OFFER.
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SANTA:BANTA! KHIDKI SE
JALDI KOOD,POLICE AA RAHI HAI!
BANTA:LEKIN YE13V MANZIL
HAI<
SANTA:YAAR!YE SAKUN APSAKUN SOCHNE KA WAQT NAHI
HAI.
KOOD JA!
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A Girl Romantically said to
a santa: Do U want to see the place
where they did Apendix
Operation to me?
santa: No, I hate Hospitals.
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Santa Singh: Will this bus
take me to Jalandhar?
Driver: Which part? Santa Singh: All of me,
of course!
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Santa is so rich he has two
swimming pools,
one of which is always empty?
It"s for people
who can"t swim!
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santa had called an
Englishman for lunch. There was curd on the
table. The guest
asked what is this? santa didn"t know English,
he said "Milk
sleeping in night,morning becomes tight"
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banta apna mobile samundar
ke pani me phekakar bolta hai,
"Aja, upar aja".
His friend
asked,
"Pani me se upar kaise ayega?".
banta- Kyo nahi ayega,
DOLPHIN hai.
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santa asks banta to bring a
pepsi. banta brings a bottle of pepsi
but goes directly to
Tendulkar.
why ?? why ??
Ans: Tendulkar is an opener
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santa ji pulled out 6
people from a burning house...
still he was in
jail.......why?
coz all the 6 were firebrigade staff !
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SANTA kadhai leke bich
raaste khana pakane baitha.
Kadhai khali dekh k logo ne
pucha
“saNTAJI kya bana rahe ho?”
saNTA bola, “Sabko
bewakoof bana raha hoon.”
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