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SANTA & BANTA WERE
HANGING ON TREE, SUDDENLY SANTA FELL.
BANTA ASKED: KU BE THAK
GAYA?
SANTA ANSWERED: NAHIN PAK GAYA.
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Wht is the limit of
foolishness?
Santa singh n banta singh fighting for a window seat
on a two
wheeler scooter
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Santa 2 girlfriend:
Darling, am I the first man you ever kissed?
Girl: Of course, you
r. But, why do all men ask the same silly
question?
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santa : "I saw my Wife
going 2 a movie with a strange Man."
Friend : "Did u follow them
inside?"
"No yaar," replied santa "I had already SEEN the Movie
!"
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Q: How did Santa cheat the
railways?
A: He bought the ticket and didn"t travel.
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Lil Banta: I dreamed last
night dat u gave me Rs 500 for Christmas.
Banta Singh: Well, as
you"ve been a good boy lately, you may keep
it.
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First-aid teacher: What
would you do if you broke your arm in two
places? Lil Banta: I"d
never go to either place again!
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A sardar on an interview
for the post of detective was asked
a question -
Interviewer
- Who killed Gandhiji ?
Sardar - Thanks for giving me the job, I
will investigate.
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Once a sardar was looking
at a WANTED poster & was wondering -
Saala wanted tha to
photo kheenchne ke baad use jaane kyon diya ?
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Q. WHICH IS THE SHORTEST
JOKE?
A. SANTA SINGH AND BANTA SINGH PLAYING CHESS.
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