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Macher ne jo kata dil main
junoon tha,
khujli hoi itni dil besakoon tha,
pakra tu choor
diya ya soch ker ke,
sale ki rago main apna hi khun tha.
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press down for your NEW
YEAR gift.
Dil kar raha hai k zor se
THAPPAR maron. Aaj kya NEW YEAR hai, Nahin na tou gift kyoun
chahiye?
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Take a Bowl
Fill it
With GRAPES
Put Your Hand In It
Go In Front Of
Mirror
You Know What You Will Find...??
LANGOOR
Key
HATH
Mei
ANGOOR...!!!
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Free stay
Free
breakfast
Free lunch
Free dinner
Free trust
Free
security
Don't loose this opportunity just dial 15 & say ULLU
K PATHAY
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butt kala hoto mar
do
masli chita ho to mar do
arien fuji ho to mar do
shiekh
sakhi ho to mar do
shah koja ho to mar do
GUJER jesa bhi ho os
ko mar do
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App ka roz Subha ko
Hummaray ghar anna.
Kabhi ghanti bajana
Kabhi darwaza
kathktana
Kabhi Payar say khana
Kabhi zoor say
chalana
Baji gee Kura laya doo.
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Can u think
k
"2+5=11"
kaise
aye?
Socho-Socho
Nahi
maluum?
Thora aur gimag lagao
Abhi bhi
nahi?
OK let me tell u k
kaise
aye
"GHALTI SE"
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Can u think
k
"2+5=11"
kaise
aye?
Socho-Socho
Nahi
maluum?
Thora aur gimag lagao
Abhi bhi
nahi?
OK let me tell u k
kaise
aye
"GHALTI SE"
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Girl of 1986 : Maan mei
Jeans pehanoun gee.
Maan : Nahin beti log kya kahengey?
Girl
of 2007 : Maan mein mini skirt pehanoun gee.
Maan : Pehen le beti
kuch to pehan le
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Ek ladka ek ladki k saath
baitha tha. 2nd day doosri ladki k saath dekha gaya.
3rd day koi
aur ladki thi. 4th day kisi nayi ladki ke saath tha
Moral :
Ladkiyan badal jaati hain, ladke nahin badaltey
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